Monday, July 27, 2015

Guest Post: A Success Story by Mike Dennis

First and foremost, I want to convey my deep appreciation to JD (Dave) Core for giving me the opportunity to tell my little story on his site.

And what a story it was! Well, for me, anyway. Since my latest reinvention of myself (and there have been many over the long years) as an audiobook narrator, I was hot to move up the ladder. Of course, I didn't kid myself. I knew I had to have a worthy product ¾ skillful storytelling, quality sound production, and knowledge of my own strengths and weaknesses as a narrator ¾ if I was to achieve any success at all. The first thing I learned was the learning curve is steep.

So after a couple of years, I get a handle on sound crafting and I hone my natural ability to tell a story. Then one day in the summer of 2014, I was trolling Amazon and came across Mickey Spillane's I, The Jury. The cover was typical Spillane: a gorgeous doll coming out of her clothes while a guy holds a gun on her. Then ¾ whoa! ¾ I noticed there was no audiobook attached to it.

Positive I had made a mistake, I looked again. No audiobook. I went to and typed in the title. No results. There was an audiocassette on Amazon dating back to the Paleolithic Era for sale by a third party vendor, but no modern downloadable audio version. Could this be true? I, The Freaking Jury, the first Mike Hammer novel and the biggest selling book of Spillane's entire career, does not appear in audiobook form?

Well, it was true, all right. I looked up the other Hammer books. Nearly all of them were available as audiobooks and those were all narrated by Stacy Keach, who played Mike Hammer on TV for years. I mean, the guy is Mike Hammer!

I set out to become the narrator for this novel. First, I had to find out who held the audio rights. I wrote to my friend Max Allan Collins, novelist and Spillane collaborator, and he essentially told me to forget it. Simon & Schuster had the audio rights to all the Hammer novels, he said, and they had released them with Stacy Keach's powerful voice driving them. He said it would probably be just a matter of time before they got around to I, The Jury.

Okay, not good news. But I kept after it, anyway. Fruitless efforts at contacting Simon & Schuster yielded nothing. After a lot of digging into the bowels of their website, however, I turned up the name of the head of their audiobook division. I called S&S, asked for him, and to my surprise, I had him on the line.

Once I collected myself, I explained who I was: an audiobook narrator/producer operating out of my home studio in Key West, and I wanted the chance to narrate and produce I, The Jury.

Now, this is the point where a guy like him would tell a guy like me, "We don't work with home studio narrators," or "We use movie stars to narrate our audiobooks," or "Buzz off, kid." And you know, you couldn't blame him if he did. Not even I could blame him. But instead, he said, "Do you deliver a finished product?"

Knowing that I had now arrived at my date with destiny, I said "Yes. But how about if I send you a brief recorded excerpt of I, The Jury? That way you can not only get an idea of how I would approach the material, but also of my sound quality." He paused for what felt like forever, then said, "Okay." And he gave me his email address.

I carefully prepared a recorded piece from the novel and sent it off to him. Frankly, though, I was sure that the minute he hung up the phone, he was shouting into his intercom, "Get me Stacy Keach!"

A couple of months went by. I was certain the game was over. But one day I opened my email to find a response. He had sent my sample to the head of their production department for her opinion. My God, I still had a shot!

Two more months go by (they sure move slowly up there in New York), and one day I get an email from the head of S&S audio production. She liked my sample, but she asked if I wouldn't mind submitting a finished version of the entire first chapter, so they could get a better idea of my sound and my consistency, as well as how I would handle more dialogue. I really couldn't believe it!

Of course, I did the first chapter, laboring over it lovingly and with great precision. Another month later, she writes back and offered me the job. We agreed on the terms and I narrated and produced the audiobook. It'll be released in unabridged form Wednesday, July 28. And you know, I still can't believe I'm actually the voice of Mike Hammer.

Available for pre-order now on Amazon.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Release Day! Five Secrets

Today is the day that Five Secrets comes out. In honor of this momentous occasion, I have decided to post five secrets about Five Secrets. What follows are five previously unrelayed facts about the novel I've been working on for close to a decade.

5 - T.D. Mercury's gender swap. The character of T.D. Mercury was conceived as a man. The made-up book T.D. Mercury wrote, The Green Table, is referenced in all of the preceding four books in one manner or another. At the time I wrote the previous books, I knew that Trinidad Darren Mercury was going to materialize in this installment of the series, but I had no idea what role T. D. was going to play in the plot. It wasn’t until I began outlining the story that I realized that T.D. was going to be a member of the Shossling family, and that she would be a woman.

4 - Why Shossling? In the book, there is a family named Shossling who are members of an underground "New World Order" controlling dynasty. The name Shossling means sapling in German. I chose the name because of a French family known as the Plantards. A member of that clan claims that his family is part of a long-standing branch of the Morovingian dynasty. The word “plantard” is French for sapling.

3 - Patriarch swap! In the first book in the series, Extreme Unction, we are introduced to a neighbor of Schwartz’s named Zvi Moreck. The only thing we know about him in that book is that Schwartz doesn’t like him. He was initially conceived to be revealed in this book as the ultimate head of the secretive dynasty. His name is an amalgam of Moriarty, the villain from the Sherlock Holmes stories, and Zeck, the villain in the Nero Wolfe stories. However, although he remains a character in book one, I abandoned the idea of making him an arch-villain before I completed that first book, and the character has not appeared in any of the stories since. However, he will be making an appearance in the next book, a collection of short stories tentatively titled Hard Boiled. I won’t say more now, except to say readers may learn a little more about why Schwartz dislikes him.

2 - Schwartz's fat disguise. All of the books in this series carry on the conceit that Schwartz is the grandson of Nero Wolfe (the detective in a series of mystery novels by Rex Stout) which is itself based on the existing theory that Wolfe was the son of Sherlock Holmes. In the middle of this book, Schwartz allows himself to grow morbidly obese as part of a disguise when he goes undercover.  This idea was itself borrowed from both the Holmes and Wolfe canons. Holmes has an obese brother named Mycroft, and Wolfe is himself morbidly obese. However, Holmes is extremely svelte and it is hinted that Wolfe was at one time quite thin. Therefore Schwartz’s ability to quickly gain and lose weight is an inherited family trait. His willingness to transform himself for a case is also a nod to Holmes who frequently altered his own appearance – often times quite drastically.

1 - Why flowers? The cover for the paperback version of this book was shot at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh by my girlfriend. The books are set in Pittsburgh, so I thought it fitting to use a photo shot there; but the photo contains a very specific breed of flower. The yellowish white flowers and the pinkish flowers above them are orchids, a breed of flower favored by Nero Wolfe who grew them in specially built greenhouses on the roof of his Manhattan brownstone. So the cover is a double homage.

For more info on Five Secrets and all of the other books in the series, click here.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Guestblog: The Robot Apocalypse And 6 Other Terrifying Futuristic Technology Scenarios by Amy Lane

Writer Amy Lane lives in San Diego. When she's not blogging or tweeting, she can be found eating pizza and googling dinosaurs. Follow her on twitter
Let’s travel back in time to 1984. Apple just unveiled the Macintosh personal computer. The Internet wasn’t really a thing. In other news, a cyborg was thrown back through the space-time continuum to kill Sarah Connor, and with it came the first big case of the cyber-heebie-jeebies.
Doomsday style thriller The Terminator introduced a fear of technology to the masses, just as technology was beginning its rapid climb to where it is todayTo fear technology in 2015 is to be incapacitated. From drone warfare, to making coffee – robots walk among us.
If you think it’s only paranoid basement dweller types that fear the robot apocalypse, you’d be wrong.
Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak, has even said that humanity will be reduced to robot pets in the future.
How else could we be trumped by technology? Read on…


Ray Kurzweil is a renowned inventor and futurist, who is currently on the payroll of Google as the Director of Engineering. His predictions often come true. More specifically, he’s pretty accurate about when they come true. Among his top predictions were the fall of the Soviet Union by 1991 and a machine beating a human chess player by 2000. He also predicted WiFi, facial recognition software, eBooks, and nanotechnology.
So when Ray Kurzweil predicts that ‘Singularity’ may overthrow us, it’s best to listen up.
According to Kurzweil, by 2045, technology will be so advanced that it will eclipse human understanding. If robots start to think independently, where does that leave us? Up poop creek, according to Stephen Hawking.
“{Technology} would take off on its own and re-design itself at an ever increasing rate. Humans, who are limited by slow biological evolution, couldn’t compete, and would be superseded.” he said.
Mathematician, Vernon Vinge was a bit more specific about the consequences the singularity could pose to humans. “The physical extinction of the human race is one possibility,” he wrote in a 1993 essay. No big deal then, Vinge?

Grey Goo

Grey goo. It doesn’t sound that scary. But it is! The term ‘grey goo’ was originally coined by molecular nanotechnology (itty bitty ‘bots) guru, Eric Drexler. He described tiny, atom sized robots that had the ability to self-replicate. They would be invented for good, say for example, cleaning up an oil spill. But what if a programming error caused them to malfunction? Instead of consuming oil, they, say, consumed everything in sight, and started replicating so fast that we couldn’t control them. Within a few days of grey goo on the loose, the world’s resources would have disappeared, us along with them. Drexler went on to describe grey goo in more detail:
“Dangerous replicators could easily be too tough, small, and rapidly spreading to stop — at least if we made no preparation. We have trouble enough controlling viruses and fruit flies.”
Boom. End of the world.


Transhumans are expected to arrive shortly after the Singularity. Techno Nostradameus, Ray Kurzweil, theorized that humans could well be half-cyborg by 2030.
If you think race relations are on the fritz now, wait until robots get involved. The physically and mentally superior cyborgs may well decide that traditional humans are the inferior race and either enslave them, or decide to wipe them out altogether. Resistance is futile.

The Large Hadron Collider Malfunction

The Large Hadron Collider is a big machine that looks pretty similar to the Stargate. Buried under the French-Swiss border, its purpose is to experiment with particles and discover more about them. This is done by firing atoms at each other at the speed of light. Scientists hope that the LHC could reveal vital clues about the origins of the Universe and what it’s made of.
One itty bitty problem. In the process, it’s theoretically possible that scientists could accidentally create, or open a black hole. Nobody knows exactly what it’s like to be sucked into a black hole, but with gravitational pressure that could squish a solar system into a pack of cards, it’s probably not good.
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Since the Atomic bomb came along, everybody has been eyeing the event of WWIII as the end of the human race. Currently there are 15,000 nuclear weapons on Earth, belonging to nine countries. Some of them are much more powerful than the one that detonated in Hiroshima. Needless to say, 15,000 nuclear warheads going off would be enough to cripple the human race, bring on a thermo-nuclear ice age and essentially end the world.
Scientists behind the Manhattan project designed the Doomsday Clock, designed to monitor how close humanity teeters to oblivion. Midnight is when everything goes kaboom. Currently we’re at 11:57pm. Time to dig a bunker and stockpile baked beans.

The Chimera Virus

If the nukes don’t do us in, the Chimera virus might. The idea is of two killer viruses mutated together by mad scientists. Like any weapon of mass destruction, if released, the chimera virus could wipe out all living creatures. Say we were to combine two deadly viral strands: ebola and the common cold. If ebola became as easy to contract as the common cold, not many people would be able to escape it.


If you want to find a real world alternative to Skynet, look no further than Google. In the past few years, Google has purchased an impressive robot army. Almost every advanced robotics company has been bought by Google. This includes Boston Dynamics, responsible for building scary warbot Atlas, and DeepMind Technologies, who are creating a robot brain. Aside from that, the team of scientists hanging around Google’s offices are scary impressive. There’s Ray Kurzweil to start, and also Geoff Hinton, a leading expert on deep learning. Deep learning, the study of artificial intelligence. Look out, Apple. Google may have a terminator in a few years.
If we thought the worst side effect of technology was selfies, clearly we could be in for a rude awakening. How do you think technology will take over the world? And remember: If the apocalypse comes, tweet me.
Note: This article is reprinted from it's original appearance at this link.